Do you still remember when we were little? When we were playing in the park...– Himininn er að hrynja, en stjörnurnar fara þér vel (via ilikestuffandthings) Favourite
One does not simply
do their make up on the train. Just stabbed myself in the fucking eye
Some girls just have pornstar faces
stateyourintentions asked: i think i'll buy it, then MAYBE let you live in it x
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
I don’t have a walk
Then a horrendous job interview. They asked to see my ‘walk’.
been offered a job to be a 'Massage Angel'
waiting to find out if it’s as dodgy as it sounds